The Most Insane State Laws That Are Still Active in 2025

While most laws serve a clear purpose, some antiquated regulations have managed to survive on state books long past their expiration date. From the bizarre to the downright hilarious, here are some of the strangest state laws that are technically still active in 2025.

Remember, while these laws may still exist officially, many are no longer enforced. Still, it's fascinating to see what our predecessors thought needed legal regulation!

Alabama – No Fake Mustaches in Church

Yes, this is real: In Alabama, it's technically illegal to wear a fake mustache in church if it causes laughter. The law was originally designed to preserve the sanctity of religious gatherings, but now it's more of a bizarre historical footnote that still stands.

So if you're headed to Sunday service, maybe leave the costume accessories at home—just in case local law enforcement is feeling extra traditional.

Arizona – No Spitting in Public

In the dry, dusty heat of Arizona, you'd think spitting would go unnoticed—but in cities like Goodyear and Tucson, it's still a misdemeanor. Spitting on sidewalks, in parks, or in public buildings can get you fined or worse.

This law is still enforced occasionally to keep public spaces clean, but let's be honest—most folks have no idea it exists.

Florida – No Selling Your Children

Florida law states that it's illegal to sell your children. While this seems... obvious, the very existence of this statute implies someone somewhere tried it. The law is oddly specific and remains in effect in 2025.

So yes, Florida Man strikes again. If you're struggling with parenting, maybe try time-outs instead of Craigslist listings.

Ohio – Illegal to Fish for Whales on Sunday

In landlocked Ohio, it's still illegal to fish for whales on Sundays. You read that right. No whales. No Sundays. No exceptions.

Since there are no whales in the state's rivers or lakes, this law is more hilarious than harmful—but it remains on the books as a prime example of bureaucratic nonsense.

New York – No Puppet Shows in Windows

In New York, there's an old law that bans putting on puppet shows in your window. The idea was to prevent street-side congestion and chaos caused by sidewalk spectators.

While it's rarely enforced today, it technically still stands—so if you're an aspiring puppeteer in Brooklyn, maybe keep your creativity behind closed curtains.

Oklahoma – No Eaves Dropping

Oklahoma law literally prohibits "eavesdropping" — defined as "seeking to overhear a conversation with wrongful or unlawful intent". It's more than impolite here—it's actually illegal.

So if you're at a café and leaning a little too close to someone else's table, you might technically be breaking the law. Better to mind your own coffee and keep your ears to yourself.

Georgia – No Ice Cream in Your Back Pocket

In Georgia, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket on Sundays. This law dates back to the early 1900s when horse thieves allegedly used cones to lure animals away without technically "stealing" them.

Today, it's a quirky relic that remains on the books. If you really need to stash your dessert, maybe just... eat it.

Indiana – It's Illegal to Catch a Fish with Your Bare Hands

In Indiana, wrestling a fish out of water with your bare hands is strictly prohibited. Known as "noodling" in some parts of the country, this hands-on fishing method is not allowed here—possibly to protect both humans and fish from unnecessary harm.

So bring your rod, reel, and maybe a net, because your hands are legally off-limits.

Washington – No Sasquatch Poaching

Washington takes its Bigfoot legends seriously. In several counties, it is technically illegal to harm or harass a Sasquatch, should you encounter one. The laws were originally created to protect the mythical creature in case it turned out to be real.

While mostly symbolic, these laws still exist—making it illegal to poach something science hasn't even proven exists. Just in case.

North Carolina – Bingo Limit of Five Hours

Running a marathon bingo game in North Carolina? Not so fast. State law limits bingo sessions to five hours or less, to prevent excessive gambling behaviors and keep things "wholesome."

That means if Grandma's game night is still going strong after 4 hours and 59 minutes, it's time to pack it up. Bingo is serious business here.

Texas – Don't Sell Your Eyes

It's illegal in Texas to sell your own eyeballs. While body part sales are generally frowned upon across the U.S., Texas felt the need to be very specific about this one.

So even in the toughest times, your eyes are off the market. Apparently, Texas draws the line at ocular commerce.

The United States might be known for freedom and innovation, but clearly, it’s also a land of gloriously weird legal leftovers!